Roger roger, here's the RPI niner.
Exhibit 17: France24 Live
Watch the news online. Who cares if the telly feed is from a French station? LOL. Anyway, the reports are in English. So, if you are stuck in front of your computer for hours on end, and feel like being a part of the world by finding out what the hech is going on in the world, that site is for you.
Exhibit 18: World RPS Society
Yes, there exists a society dedicated to roshambo. Rock, Paper, Scissors — yah! You can also read about strategies, look at their tournament schedule, browse their online store, or download some collectible "campaign" posters.
Until we meet again.