A Parody of Evanescence's “Bring Me To Life” song…
by my friend, ginnyskywalker (circa April 2003)
Spoiler alerts: “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone” and “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”
Setting: Voldemort is tired of being formless and virtually helpless and orders his most trusted servant to call on old magic to bring him back to his old form….
Author's Note: Voldemort does all the singing, Pettigrew does all the rapping. (Pettigrew's parts are enclosed in [ ]. )
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I cannot live on like a ghost roaming the land.
Defeated, cannot use my wand,
Not able to cast spells.
Without a form,
My spirit seeking bodies warm,
Until they die then I leave and search for more.
Chorus:
[You will live!]
Take my father's bone.
[You will revive!]
Flesh, my servant's own.
[Rise up!]
Call my name, summon me from the dark.
[You will live!]
Get me Potter's blood
[You will revive!]
Then I will have a bod.
[Rise up!]
I'll rise from this nothing I've become.
Tried to get the Sorcerer's Stone
But Potter stopped me.
Help me and I will make you see.
I'll change your life.
Chorus:
[You will live!]
Take my father's bone.
[You will revive!]
Flesh, my servant's own.
[Rise up!]
Call my name, summon me from the dark.
[You will live!]
Get me Potter's blood
[You will revive!]
Then I will have a bod.
[Rise up!]
I'll rise from this nothing I've become.
Bring me to life.
[You will rise up again! The Dark Mark will reign!]
Bring me to life.
Bridge:
Helpless for years without a form, without my wand.
And soon all the world will see me rise from the dead!
[Oh my lord, I cannot take this awful pain
I've lost my hand but what is it that I will gain?]
You are losing your faith in me, it seems,
Here's a silver hand, now, am I redeemed?
[Thank you my lord, my loyalty, even my soul,
I give them to you,
I give all that and more.]
I am alive!.
Chorus:
[You will live!]
Take my father's bone.
[You will revive!]
Flesh, my servant's own.
[Rise up!]
Call my name, summon me from the dark.
[You will live!]
Get me Potter's blood
[You will revive!]
Then I will have a bod.
[Rise up!]
I'll rise from this nothing I've become.
Bring me to life.
[You will rise up again! The Dark Mark will reign!]
Bring me to life
Actual lyrics can be found here.